Careful What You Wish Fer

"If wishes were horses, we'd be drowning in horse shit."

Me, as I was shoveling the wonder horse's daily deposit.

Actually, it's really not that bad a task, especially for just one horse. (I'd rather shovel horse shit than do laundry, especially folding laundry.) But at 7 am, everything is gloom and doom for an anti-morning person.