Rat Dog Humor

Thank God this blog doesn't have smell-O'Vision. Cute, but smells like a kennel of fifty dogs.

Trick to play on your person.

**Live to the ripe old age of fourteen or fifteen.
**Wander out into the yard and stretch out in the dirt.
**Let a fly land on your nose. Let it sit there a long while.
**Don't respond when your person calls your name. Keep ignoring fly.
**Person's heart will stop, thinking beloved companion has died.

Great fun, try it.

Love, The Rat Dog

(Posted on a request for "funny." Well, Rat Dog thought it was funny. That's all I got, sorry.) Tomorrow. Nikster the Wonder Horse on "How to bite your person's ass and get away with it."