Ramblings from the Desert

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. ~Benjamin Franklin

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Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Rat Dog Humor

Thank God this blog doesn't have smell-O'Vision. Cute, but smells like a kennel of fifty dogs.

Trick to play on your person.

**Live to the ripe old age of fourteen or fifteen.
**Wander out into the yard and stretch out in the dirt.
**Let a fly land on your nose. Let it sit there a long while.
**Don't respond when your person calls your name. Keep ignoring fly.
**Person's heart will stop, thinking beloved companion has died.

Great fun, try it.

Love, The Rat Dog

(Posted on a request for "funny." Well, Rat Dog thought it was funny. That's all I got, sorry.) Tomorrow. Nikster the Wonder Horse on "How to bite your person's ass and get away with it."


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