Ramblings from the Desert

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. ~Benjamin Franklin

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Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Friday, July 28, 2006


Flotsom and jetsom floating around my mind today.

How do wingnut fundies work the whole in vitro fertilization thing?

I mean, in the sex-obsessed culture of fundies, masturbation is a bad, bad thing. But in order to get all those little sperms into a cup, Big Daddy wingnut has to take a Playboy and retreat to the bathroom to spank the weasel.

Is there a "no wanking except in the case of in vitro fertilization" clause in the Bible?

"Oh, Kirby, once again you don't get it. The Bible is a living document that is interpreted to reflect the times."

Huh. Really? So why the obsession with the whole Leviticus, gay thing then? Still adhering to a strict interpretation of that bit of their living document, eh?


Busy weekend ahead, my mother is coming for a visit and the inlaws are also dropping in. Parental units everywhere.



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