Ramblings from the Desert

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. ~Benjamin Franklin

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Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Monday Lurve Story

What my husband thinks is humor, via an email:

A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a five-star restaurant. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.

They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of the little buggers...carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall.

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them. She was amazed by the amount of thought he had put into organizing this very un-macho display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized covering the entire length of the middle shelf; and huge, enormous bears running all the way all along the top shelf.

Quite the display!

She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to have such a large collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention it out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive side.

She thought to herself, Oh goodness! Maybe this guy could be the one - maybe he could be the father of my children!"

She turned to him. They kissed slowly... and then they ripped each other's clothes off and made hot, steamy love. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this wonderful, sensitive guy - lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolled over towards him, a sweet smile on her face.

She stroked his chest and asked coyly, "So? How was it?"

The guy grinned and responded:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


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