Ramblings from the Desert

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. ~Benjamin Franklin

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Location: New Mexico

Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

A Feast Fit For A Gerbil

Lean Cuisine frozen dinners are low calorie.

Because there is only enough food in them to sustain a gerbil. An anorexic gerbil.

Nope. Not on a diet. Helpless. The personal chef, aka Husband, is away and I'm subsisting on food in boxes. Lean Cuisine four-packs were cheap at Costco.

Instructions on found frozen pizza:

Do not eat pizza without cooking.

What do ya bet some idiot bit into a frozen pizza, broke a tooth and sued the company? Ah, Idiot America.

Reading, Writing...
Reading The Historian by Elizabeth Kostova, the Dracula doorstopper. Finished The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Men I've Dated by Shane Bolks--more on that later (Gasp, liked it).

Amusing self online with porn (kidding) and new web comic, No Rest for the Wicked, a cute, clever hodgepodge of fairy tales including Puss 'n Boots, The Princess and the Pea, Beauty and the Beast and many others.

Aiming for 5K in the next two days, so light blogging ahead.

Have a terrific Thursday.



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