Ramblings from the Desert

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. ~Benjamin Franklin

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Location: New Mexico

Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Stuff That Doesn't Need Inventing

In the news. Man wins the lg Nobel prize for medicine for inventing artificial dog testicles. Uh-huh, fake dog nuts. Because without them, Doggie develops the urge to go on the Oprah show and talk about his feelings.

Other Worthless Products and Services
-Braces for beavers
-Dating service for Catholic priests
-Viagra for rabbits
-Energy drinks for children
-Book: Managing a Successful Acting Career by Gary Coleman
-Fat-free doughnuts
-Fat-free anything
-Book: Ethics by Tom DeLay
-Skin cream for elephants
-Dentures for pit bulls. Now with extra gripping power!
-Body deodorant for skunks
-Book: My Brother, My Friend, The Black Man by William Bennett
-Tanning booths for vampires
-Book: The Karma Sutra, Vatican Edition (one position: missionary)
-An elixir that increases the life span of the housefly
-Breath mints for sharks
-A Lifetime T.V. Special: "Tom and Katie; Their Story, Their Words"
-Rogaine. Now formulated for the sensitive bikini area!
-A mime troop that performs for the blind
-Book: So You Wanna Be a Dictator? by Saddam Hussein
-Self-jamming printers/copiers
-Book: Humor by Pat Kirby

Huh. That's the best I could do. Think you can do better? Have at it kids.

Friday, whoo-hoo.



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