Ramblings from the Desert

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Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Tentacle Sex

Size matters if you're a giant squid. In a recent survey, 98-percent of female squids said that their mate's sexual skills were poor to dismal:

But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.

"High-pressure fire hose"? Right, Mr. Squid, you wish. Anyway, squid orgies are just an opportunity for males to get their Gay on.

...and one of the two males stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. It is also possible that the sperm packages had come from other males that they had 'bumped' into, in the dark depths of the ocean.

"Bumped into..." Heh. Does Pat Robertson know about this?

Addendum: Gay Penguins. Aw, cute.

P.K.

 

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