Ramblings from the Desert

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. ~Benjamin Franklin

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Author of the urban fantasy novel, The Music of Chaos, and the paranormal romance, The Canvas Thief.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Four Catholic Mothers

Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their sons are:

The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace. '"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 3", hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!'"

via my J-man (no Blog...yet).

Happy Wednesday.

Pat K.


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