Bend Over, Prepare to Be Slapped
Looky, looky! The Administration has discovered irony!
(Hint: It's the little red beard.) So the Administration is cutting funding to PBS including children's programming--Sesame Street. Well, thank God. After all, we all knew it would be any day before Bert and Ernie headed for Massachusetts for a quicky wedding. And Oscar the Grouch and his ill-washed clan are whipping up Weapons of Mass Destruction in their trash cans.
Beethoven and Bach are Not Christian Music...
Jesus' General, heterosexual at large, expounds on Love in Action, the anti-homosexual ministry of Rev. John Smid.
Oh, and J.S. Bach, composer of 'Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring,' is not wingnut approved. It's the music of the deeeevil!
Cheers,
P.K.
The government has been arguing that we shouldn’t release the videotapes of prisoners being tortured in Abu Ghraib becauseElmo is a terrorist...
wait for it
it would violate the prisoners’ rights under the Geneva Convention
(Hint: It's the little red beard.) So the Administration is cutting funding to PBS including children's programming--Sesame Street. Well, thank God. After all, we all knew it would be any day before Bert and Ernie headed for Massachusetts for a quicky wedding. And Oscar the Grouch and his ill-washed clan are whipping up Weapons of Mass Destruction in their trash cans.
Beethoven and Bach are Not Christian Music...
Jesus' General, heterosexual at large, expounds on Love in Action, the anti-homosexual ministry of Rev. John Smid.
From Love in Action Refuge's Code of Conduct:Snerk.
Refuge clients are allowed a one-time 15-minute maximum closed bathroom door time for shower/grooming purposes. The only other closed-door alone time allowed is for using the restroom.
J.C.'s General's response:
That's way too much time. I could have carnal relations with the toilet paper dispenser seven times in fifteen minutes and that includes a cigarette in between each round of rogering. I suggest 10 seconds, tops
Oh, and J.S. Bach, composer of 'Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring,' is not wingnut approved. It's the music of the deeeevil!
Cheers,
P.K.
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